Friday, March 26, 2004

The Texas City Sun James Adams's around the Globe!! Todays James is apparently a star hitter for the Hitchcock Bulldogs!!! you go James!!

Monday, March 22, 2004

Well good old Ariel Sharon and the Israeli military appear to be doing their bit for middle east security again!! Taking out the spiritual leader of Hamas, come on lads thats not likely to provoke a response now is it??? And the method they choose to assassinate the good Sheik? Do they send in a stealthy hit squad of Mossad agents in a convoluted execution involving bluff, double bluff and Olga Kleb style poisoned daggers coming out of the front of the boots scenario...........................??? No......................Do they attempt to send the Sheik explosive cigars like the ill fated CIA plan to get rid of Castro...............??? No the Israeli's (who lets face have got the biggest poor me complex in the history of the world (which can be justified admittidely)) decide to take the sheik out as he's being pushed (yes thats right folks he's in a wheelchair) out of a Mosque, and do threy take him out clean with a single shot to the head???? NOPE in one of the grandest shows of over the top extremism they take him (literally) out of his wheelchair with a missile strike!!!!!! I mean for god's sake can anyone over there spell overkill (no pun intended!!) The bit that cracks me up is most of these smart missile type things are spotted on the ground by teams of agenrts who light the target up with infra red beams!! The Sheik was probably wheeling along thinking what the hell's up with all these red dots??? who's playing funny buggers??? next thing they're cleaning him off the road using a bucket and spade, and Hamas are banging on about the Israeli's opening the gates of hell!! Anybody have any ideas how to resolve this conflict??? Answers on a postcard to MAGIC BULLET