Rob's going to love this..........

Make Some Useful ShitRun and hide quickly before Rob tries to get us all to install one of these bad boys!!

Sexiest Geek Alive - 2001 Hall Of Fame

Sexiest Geek Alive - 2001 Hall Of FameMust.......not.........take......piss...........
strength failing......must mock geeks........even though
may be one myself...(talk like william shatner in ST-TOS thats the original series for you none geeks!!!)

Where'd we put 'em? US to buy Stealth bomber detecting radar | The Register

Where'd we put 'em? US to buy Stealth bomber detecting radar | The RegisterWhat a good idea, develop a trechnology that counteracts an important American military product then threaten to sell it to foreign powers!! normally wouldn't you just end up floating face down in the Danube courtesy of Delta Force??? These guys must've been quaking in their boots before this sale went through!!

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Cosmos 'a billion years older'

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Cosmos 'a billion years older'So the Universe is 14.7 billion years old not 13.7 billions years old, and our lifespan has just gone up to about 80 years since 1950.............does anybody in the Vatican read this stuff? How can rational people subscribe to a Deity GOD figure when we live in this digital age. the universe is 14.7 billions years old for god's sake!!! What do they think happened? God created that then went down the boozer for 14.699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999 years and 30 mins then got back and thought 'bugger i better get on an create Earth' then he left that for a couple of million years snuffed out the Dinosaurs (big mistake...... he doesn't like talking about it!!) then he created Man in his image!!!! DO ME A FAVOUR!!!!!!

Sony Global - Sony Design

Sony Global - Sony DesignCool as a cool thing!!! bendable computing!!! i envisage a pen like communicator with a roll out tft like screen with full video communication, humans kick ass when it comes to inventing stuff!!!

Dolphin skin key to subaquatic speed | The Register

Dolphin skin key to subaquatic speed | The RegisterYes but would you seriously get into a submarine that had skin technology that was based upon the principle of flaking off every two hours??? call me a scaredy cat but that sounds a bit dodgy!!

Work induces catatonia: official | The Register

Work induces catatonia: official | The RegisterIts finally official, work can induce catatonic states, these are usually found to occur in the afternoon in management type meetings??? shock horror at this annoucment then!!

Barcelona nightclub chips customers | The Register

Barcelona nightclub chips customers | The RegisterWave of the future, its only a matter of time before technology such as this becomes the norm, it is already used in the pet passport scheme sub dermal chips that can be read by bar code scanners at ports allow your animals in and out without a quarantine period. Why bother with the national identity card scheme, lets all get chipped instead!!

baltimoresun.com - A hand-held translator is boon to GIs in Iraq

baltimoresun.com - A hand-held translator is boon to GIs in IraqIts a universal translator!!! just like in Star Trek!!! only a matter of miniturisation and we're away i'm sure loads of the world's problems would be resolved if people understood each other!! General Custer had that problem at little big horn, he was saying 'look lads we just want to talk' which translated into cherokee turned into 'oi red face i'm going to kill you and feed your children to the old women' and look what happened there!!!!

Optical Camouflage

Optical CamouflageGotta love the Japanese, ingenious little bunch!!! and this tech is still in its early days (in the public eye at least) who knows where other countries are with this? battalions of soldiers in this gear remaining virtually invisible in the jungle............cool and the gang

Pulse Detonation Engine Technology Project

Pulse Detonation Engine Technology Project Check this out amigo, current thinking is that the military are always about 12 years ahead of current known technology, this pulse detonation engine is the engine meant to be powering the Aurora aircraft, consistently able to travel at plus Mach 6 effeciently and the main reason the SR71 was decommishioned

House Committee approves DOD budget

House Committee approves DOD budget
War Huh? What is it good for? absoute.......well its good for about 422.2 billion dollars in defence spending this fiscal year!!! not a bad little pay out for the army navy and airforce. Did you realise that they also compete technology wise against each other, each branch is developing its own UAV technology, madness!!! but strangely enough all this money is being spent, especially in the area of quick technology turnaround for the battlefield, and yet DARPA has had its money cut down by over a 100 million dollars, this to me is strange?? they are the cutting edge and if they aren't who is??