BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Mice created without fathersThis is a bit disturbing!!! mice eggs fertislised and grown into adults without any male chromosomes!!!! We are being made redundant, no longer will women have to endure the ignominy of going to a male 'sperm' bank to get knocked up they can just have an all 'girl' baby!!!!

BBC NEWS | Technology | Broadband to reach million moreBroadband to reach a million more homes???? i bet they still can't connect 18 water rede though!!! the buggers!!! i'm living in the bermuda triangle!!

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | 'Naked sushi' restaurant finedThis is quite amusing, for a communist state the Chinese certainly are embracing all manner of curious Western practises. Eating sushi off naked women, what is a bizarre Japanese pasttime obviously doesn't go down that well in Bejing!! MInd you can you imagine it if they started in in the UK. Local variations include.... eating scampy and chips of a fat girl in the North, chicken tikka massalla off someone's thighs in Birmingham!!!! the list is endless (and to be honest quite grim!!!)

Hello and welcome to the first blog from the Emerald Isle, thought i might just jot down my thoughts while i'm over here, to remind myself as the days blur into one!! Staying at the Mont Clare which is ok, quite a nice hotel although the room's a little small. Have to run across the road to use the gym at the Davenport (and when i say gym i mean hotel bedroom with crap equipment in it!!) So far Dublin has been windy as hell, nearly got blown over walking to work this morning. Still its not all that bad at least Driver's here now!!!