NI set for 100% broadband... Don't tell Lewis... he'll have to add another one of those dramatic rants to the bullet

Full broadband access is expected to be available throughout Northern Ireland by the end of next year.

[Via BBC News | Technology | UK Edition]

Its a fecking piss take!!! i live in the SURREY/HAMPSHIRE equivalent of Silicon Valley and every other house around mine can get Broadband, and what do the Goverment and BT do?? Do they try they're best to improve the quality of my life (by providing access to top quality porn???) NO they decide to provide full broadband to the entire population of Northern Ireland!!! (at least 50% of they're population don't even want to be part of the UK!!!) plus the other mob (loyalists) led by the (hell fire spouting, white haired maniac) Preacher Paisley will just bang on for months that its part of Mi5's plan to bug the entire nation!! how many IRA boys do you thnk are going to subscribe and stay online all bloody day eh??? practise their first person shooter games in case of a return to the troubles??? Bollox to it i say!!! nobody's going to swallow our governments good work!!! Has noone heard of ECHELON!!!!